My Theory
Soon after turning off the Devil’s Machine, Porky teleported back to his house, right inside his and Picky’s room. Picky had an alarmed expression on his face, seeing Porky in this machine. He tossed it to Picky, shouting, “Give that to Ness!” and teleported away.
Porky could only teleport for one reason: He had stolen the Phase Distorter. He had used a “shrinking device” to make it small enough to fit in his mecha. He had also stolen lots of other things from Onett and the surrounding areas, to bring back fond memories of his old home, and his old friend, Ness.
Porky, then, teleported to the nearest Mach Pizza and gorged himself. After that, he teleported to Six Flags and spent a long afternoon eating hot dogs and squealing like a girl on the rides.
However, all these fun times did not go on forever. After a course of days, the evil influence Giygas had put in his mind started to sink in again. Suddenly, he was bent on domination. First he tried to take over the entire world, but the world governments fought back, and he was easily defeated. Porky time-traveled back to before he tried, and thought out a different plan. This time, he would time-travel to several different eras and kidnap new soldiers. Then, he would find someplace small, and attack.
First, he teleported to Ancient Egypt and snatched some farmers harvesting the papyrus by the river. Then, he went to the Crusades and took a couple dozen people there. Ancient Greece? Porky snatched a hundred Trojans trying to escape their burning city.
Pretty soon Porky had two thousand soldiers, all shrunk to miniscule size. He time-traveled again.
“Lookie there!” exclaimed Porky. “A tiny little island! Perfect for a siege, if you ask me! Spankety, spankety, spankety!” Porky thought he could get more soldiers and supplies, but he was LOCKED IN that era. So he just started. After some weeks of work, they were constructing a city, tanks, and other things for their new empire. NOBODY would ever be able to stop him…
Soon after turning off the Devil’s Machine, Porky teleported back to his house, right inside his and Picky’s room. Picky had an alarmed expression on his face, seeing Porky in this machine. He tossed it to Picky, shouting, “Give that to Ness!” and teleported away.
Porky could only teleport for one reason: He had stolen the Phase Distorter. He had used a “shrinking device” to make it small enough to fit in his mecha. He had also stolen lots of other things from Onett and the surrounding areas, to bring back fond memories of his old home, and his old friend, Ness.
Porky, then, teleported to the nearest Mach Pizza and gorged himself. After that, he teleported to Six Flags and spent a long afternoon eating hot dogs and squealing like a girl on the rides.
However, all these fun times did not go on forever. After a course of days, the evil influence Giygas had put in his mind started to sink in again. Suddenly, he was bent on domination. First he tried to take over the entire world, but the world governments fought back, and he was easily defeated. Porky time-traveled back to before he tried, and thought out a different plan. This time, he would time-travel to several different eras and kidnap new soldiers. Then, he would find someplace small, and attack.
First, he teleported to Ancient Egypt and snatched some farmers harvesting the papyrus by the river. Then, he went to the Crusades and took a couple dozen people there. Ancient Greece? Porky snatched a hundred Trojans trying to escape their burning city.
Pretty soon Porky had two thousand soldiers, all shrunk to miniscule size. He time-traveled again.
“Lookie there!” exclaimed Porky. “A tiny little island! Perfect for a siege, if you ask me! Spankety, spankety, spankety!” Porky thought he could get more soldiers and supplies, but he was LOCKED IN that era. So he just started. After some weeks of work, they were constructing a city, tanks, and other things for their new empire. NOBODY would ever be able to stop him…
