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Author   |
Title |
Description |
Date |
Rank |
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| firej7 | Tazmi-holi-days |
Ah Tazmilly village, so peaceful, so loving, so...celebratory.
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12/5/11 | 0.00 |
| Drew Diesel | Tessie Theory |
She may be Friendly but is she scared?
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2/12/14 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Tessie Theory |
A report by the incredibly-famous Dr. Andonuts
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2/21/14 | 0.00 |
| Ostricho | Tessie Theory 2/10/14 |
A theory on why Tessie never revealed herself to the researchers alone...
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2/10/14 | 0.00 |
| firej7 | Tessie, to see see |
The sight of the sea, and the large purple creature eminating from it. That creature is Tessie, and this is her story.
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9/28/12 | 0.00 |
| Rabid Dog | Tessie: Youtube Sensation? |
Rabid Dog's response to this week's theory prompt.
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2/12/14 | 0.00 |
| CommentBound | That one Mr Saturn |
One of the many reasons why there's a Mr Saturn in the Happy Happy Village (The Mr Saturn in the Happy Happy Village will be called MrSaturn, so that we can tell the difference).
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3/21/14 | 0.00 |
| DruidMettool | The Abscence of Medicine |
how Duster's coped with his limp through birth.
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10/19/11 | 0.00 |
| TheLonechallenger | The Adventures of Brick Road |
Brick Road is a man of mystery. There are hints to his past which are given and using these hints, it's possible to make an educated guess about Brick Road's past.
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6/20/13 | 0.00 |
| Emily | The Death of Osohe |
The tale of how a single evil man led to the downfall of a great civilization.
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2/3/12 | 9.00 |
| firej7 | The Doctor's Ransom |
Andonuts, father of Jeff, and grand scientist for the good. So then, why dare he help the evil Porky? Well, I think there's a good answer to every question.
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6/10/12 | 0.00 |
| Ants | The employment of Ness's father |
The employment of Ness's father - theorys
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11/11/11 | 0.00 |
| firej7 | The Gift of Enemies |
Present, Present, everyone loves a present, even your enemies. Yet still seems kinda unusual how they carry them around in battle. Seems another theory for The Pheen-X to solve.
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8/30/12 | 0.00 |
| firej7 | The Gifted Gift Man |
Most know (sorta) who the Gift Man is, flying from the moon with in his kangaroo guided bathtub. But, what's his story, and how did he come to be The Gift Man. All I can say, is let's give this a shot.
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12/18/11 | 0.00 |
| Emily | The Hill That Lies Built |
A theory of Liar X. Aggerate and how he came to live on a hill.
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11/1/11 | 8.00 |
| PK DNKX! | The legend of the great dragon and the thirst for power. |
How the Osohe castle searched for the legend of the dragon.
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2/5/12 | 0.00 |
| AtomHeartMother | The Lost Underwater Underworld |
Why the Lost Underworld has talking rocks, healing geysers, and more.
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12/28/11 | 0.00 |
| sithmaster96 | The Lost Underworld |
From esplanade to wasteland, the truth is revealed.
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12/28/11 | 0.00 |
| firej7 | The NegaMystery |
He's down on himself. He's always sorry. He does 1HP of damage. It, Is, Negative Man.
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10/3/12 | 0.00 |
| Landyn | The onett police force. |
Why they tried to take down Ness.
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4/1/12 | 0.00 |
| Ostricho | The Photo Man |
What's the deal with the Photo Man? Why does he do the things he does?
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4/20/14 | 0.00 |
| SBaby | The Photo Man |
A theory on who the Photo Man is, how he knows where Ness and his friends are all the time, and what he is trying to do.
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5/2/14 | 0.00 |
| SwiftWaffles | The Photo Man (TotW) |
He's rather spoooooky.
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4/7/14 | 0.00 |
| Shadow542 | The Photographer |
Made for the Theory of the Week!
Subject: The Photo Man A theory by Shadow542 |
4/20/14 | 0.00 |
| Emily | The Power of Literature |
An theory explaining the propensity of various creatures to carry unusual gifts.
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9/5/12 | 0.00 |
| Shadow542 | The Restrooms of Onett |
A theory about the restroms in Earthbound!
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7/13/12 | 0.00 |
| Ostricho | The Sad Tale of the Slot Brothers |
This covers the prompt, and goes a little further. I decided to take a more serious approach to the theories contest this week to see how it went.
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7/2/12 | 0.00 |
| CerealQueen | The Story of Negative Man |
The explanation of his sorrow.
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10/2/12 | 0.00 |
| TheLopman | The Story of the Sesame Seeds |
Learn the sad and mysterious back story of the two sesame seeds.
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3/4/14 | 0.00 |
| Arfy | The True Nature of the Magypsies |
this is a theory just for bozo
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2/27/12 | 0.00 |
| AmateurGamer | The Truth Behind Onett's Political System |
So you thought Strong and his squad attacked Ness to test his strength? Think again.
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4/2/12 | 0.00 |
| ClassicGamingGuy | The Wooly Shambler |
What they could actually be.
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2/18/12 | 0.00 |
| Claremonster | theories - dinos |
okay im gonna level with the people here. watch out.
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12/27/11 | 0.00 |
| Green Chicken | Theories - Struttin Mushroom |
How the walking mushroom got its legs.
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3/11/12 | 0.00 |
| Claremonster | Theories - The Lost Underworld |
Second attempt by Claremonster
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12/27/11 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theories: Sesame Seed |
A ballad.
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2/24/14 | 0.00 |
| megameleeplus | Theory |
How did the gang leader Frank make his robot, Frankystein Mark II, and for what purpose?
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3/14/12 | 0.00 |
| Ostricho | Theory |
My theory for 4/30
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4/30/12 | 0.00 |
| Ostricho | THeory |
Another "magical" theory
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6/24/12 | 0.00 |
| Gabriel Rodriguez | Theory |
Who really are the Apple and Orange Kid? Are they related somehow? The two seem to be rival inventors, but how did they get there?
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7/21/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory |
A philosophical insight into Brickroad's psyche
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6/19/13 | 0.00 |
| CerealQueen | Theory |
The truth regarding the gift boxes orgins.
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6/28/13 | 0.00 |
| gooieooie | Theory |
My theory for the Tessie thing.
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2/10/14 | 0.00 |
| EBfanatic123 | Theory |
Question: How did the Black and White Sesame seeds get separated? How did they even meet?
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2/24/14 | 0.00 |
| gooieooie | Theory |
Happy Mr. Saturn Boing
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3/20/14 | 0.00 |
| gooieooie | Theory |
Monkeys in caves.
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4/7/14 | 0.00 |
| NorthofOnett | Theory - What happened in the Mother 3 building of Fourside |
Why Mother 3 really got delayed...
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4/25/12 | 0.00 |
| NorthofOnett | Theory - You can never trust a mayor |
For this week's theory contest: "Why did the Onett Police Force try to brutally take down Ness? He's a 12 year old kid! That's pretty messed up! What could possibly be the reason behind this?"
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3/28/12 | 0.00 |
| Ostricho | Theory 4/13 |
A theory on Stonehenge.
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4/13/12 | 0.00 |
| EnnuiKing | Theory for the week of November 9th-16th, 2011 |
Ness's Father: Gambler, Slot Brother, and Hot Dog Vendor
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11/9/11 | 0.00 |
| Ostricho | Theory of the Monkeys |
A theory involving monkeys.
(I accidentally submitted an incomplete version- please disregard it.) |
3/24/14 | 0.00 |
| onakagapekopekodesu | Theory of the Two Magicant's |
My theory on the link between Mother Magicant and Mother 2 Magicant.
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1/4/12 | 0.00 |
| Mystical_Chocolate | Theory of the Week |
My theory for the theory of the week.
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2/10/14 | 0.00 |
| Aangie | THEORY: Influences of Giygas; or Lazy Arrogant Cops? |
Why DID the Onett Police Force attack Ness? The truth is; to quote Buzz Buzz, is that every kind being was under the spreading influence of Giygas. Or... were they?
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3/28/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory: Magicant and Flying Man |
Running a bit late, here...
Now I want some chicken :( |
3/27/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory: Magnet Hill |
A civilization cannot prosper without fish feed.
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2/9/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory: Orange Kid |
A documentary of an important member of modern society.
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8/14/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory: Presents |
"Gimme them presents! AAAAH!" -Ridley
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9/10/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory: Starmen.net's creation |
I hear they also joined the SuperFriends and began using repeated frames of animation.
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9/18/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory: Stonehenge Base and the Star-businessmen. |
Explains the Starman's origins, and Buzz Buzz's plot for world domination.
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4/23/12 | 0.00 |
| Artemis251 | Theory: Struttin' Shrooms |
Theory Prompt for 08 Mar 2012: Why do Struttin' Evil Mushrooms strut?
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3/8/12 | 0.00 |
| Laevateinn | Theory: Summoning Tessie |
Why didn't she show up until Jeff and Bubble Monkey arrived?
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2/12/14 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory: The Runaway Five |
See, it's like L.A. Noire, except it's a load of bull, and you're gonna hate me at the end.
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4/11/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory: What are the hieroglyphs about? |
A look at dem craaaaaaaazy aliens.
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1/18/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory: Why was the refrigerator there? |
The Dr. Seuss version.
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1/25/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory: Wooly Shambler |
A story of mythical, Matryoshka doll-like creatures, and an optometry appointment.
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2/15/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory:Frankystein2 |
Hmmm... I hope I am not too late.
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3/21/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory:Shigesato Itoi's Planning Meeting |
The incredible final chapter in Itoi's 2-book memoir. Itoi and his wife, Kanako "Hottie Buns" Higuchi finally begin their steps toward happiness.
This theory has to be true; it was written by Itoi himself! |
4/26/12 | 0.00 |
| BB Gang Zombie | Theory:Walking Mushrooms |
I swear, this is probably the reason the theories Octopus changed into Nannerpus. Bozo, what the heck did you feed that thing...?
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM. MUSHROOM. |
3/9/12 | 0.00 |
| J_Spade | Theory– Starman Super & Sword of Kings |
Weekly theory contest
Week: February 29 - March 6, 2012: |
3/7/12 | 0.00 |
| JoseD1397 | TotW |
Tessie seems friendly; why doesn't she show up when the researchers are watching?
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2/10/14 | 0.00 |
| SwiftWaffles | TotW |
The Lake Tess Monster, Why You No Show Up?
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2/15/14 | 0.00 |
| JesusLovesNess | TotW |
Why did the Mr. Saturn Float Across the River?
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3/23/14 | 0.00 |
| JesusLovesNess | TotW |
Why did a tribe of monkeys decide to live in caves in the desert, rather than somewhere with trees?
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4/5/14 | 0.00 |
| JesusLovesNess | TotW |
Photo Man
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4/20/14 | 0.00 |
