Classroom Blues
It was the second week of eighth grade, and the chubby boy had clearly made an enemy.
"Could someone tell me an example of a radioactive element?"
The chubby boy raised his hand to answer the question. Suddenly, a blond boy with glasses on the other side of the room blurted out without raising his hand, "Uranium!"
"Yes, blond boy with glasses, that is correct. Can someone give me another example?"
The chubby boy shouted, "Plutonium!"
"Chubby boy, you know the class rules. You can't answer a question without raising your hand! Go STRAIGHT to the principal's office!"
"What the hey?" he said.
"And I WON'T tolerate profanity! GET OUT!"
During the time in the office, the chubby boy plotted his revenge.
Meanwhile, the lunch ladies at the school were receiving complaints about the apples and oranges served at lunch... they were leftovers from a horse ranch, but they were still edible by cafeteria standards.
"Blond boy with the glasses!" shouted the chubby boy. "If you think you're so great on the subject of radioactivity, then why don't we see who can build the better nuclear reactor?"
"Bring it, chubby," he said, and pulled out the box of uranium that all teenage boys carry around. And they started building.
"Goodbye, unfit fruit," said the cafeteria lady. "Don't do any funny business, like rolling into nuclear materials." She dumped the fruit down the declining street.
The reactors were almost complete. "Eat trash, blondie!" shouted the chubby boy, and was told to "Take a shower, smelly!"
Suddenly a flood of oranges and apples came rolling down the road, and poured all into the machine!
"ERROR, ERROR, OVERHEAT!"
"What the hey!?!" shouted the chubby boy.
"ENOUGH!" Their teacher was approaching. "You CANNOT curse on school property! I realize it's not an actual curse, but I know what you meant, and..."
Before she could finish, the machines exploded and sent the two boys flying! They landed 3 hours later in a town named Twoson. The radioactive elements had a side effect on the two: a small portion of the apple and orange DNA was fused into the boys. They are known as "Apple Kid" and "Orange Kid" to this day.
It was the second week of eighth grade, and the chubby boy had clearly made an enemy.
"Could someone tell me an example of a radioactive element?"
The chubby boy raised his hand to answer the question. Suddenly, a blond boy with glasses on the other side of the room blurted out without raising his hand, "Uranium!"
"Yes, blond boy with glasses, that is correct. Can someone give me another example?"
The chubby boy shouted, "Plutonium!"
"Chubby boy, you know the class rules. You can't answer a question without raising your hand! Go STRAIGHT to the principal's office!"
"What the hey?" he said.
"And I WON'T tolerate profanity! GET OUT!"
During the time in the office, the chubby boy plotted his revenge.
Meanwhile, the lunch ladies at the school were receiving complaints about the apples and oranges served at lunch... they were leftovers from a horse ranch, but they were still edible by cafeteria standards.
"Blond boy with the glasses!" shouted the chubby boy. "If you think you're so great on the subject of radioactivity, then why don't we see who can build the better nuclear reactor?"
"Bring it, chubby," he said, and pulled out the box of uranium that all teenage boys carry around. And they started building.
"Goodbye, unfit fruit," said the cafeteria lady. "Don't do any funny business, like rolling into nuclear materials." She dumped the fruit down the declining street.
The reactors were almost complete. "Eat trash, blondie!" shouted the chubby boy, and was told to "Take a shower, smelly!"
Suddenly a flood of oranges and apples came rolling down the road, and poured all into the machine!
"ERROR, ERROR, OVERHEAT!"
"What the hey!?!" shouted the chubby boy.
"ENOUGH!" Their teacher was approaching. "You CANNOT curse on school property! I realize it's not an actual curse, but I know what you meant, and..."
Before she could finish, the machines exploded and sent the two boys flying! They landed 3 hours later in a town named Twoson. The radioactive elements had a side effect on the two: a small portion of the apple and orange DNA was fused into the boys. They are known as "Apple Kid" and "Orange Kid" to this day.
