Theory of the Monkeys
Deep Darkness was well suited for a monkey. It had trees, and it had grass; it even had magic little truffles that they would eat from time to time. Heck, they even had a hotel and a doctor. There was one gigantic problem, however. There was nowhere for the monkeys to put their miscellaneous items.
Every day, the monkeys collected items and put them in their favorite chests, but they couldn't scatter them around as they pleased. The chests just sunk into the depths of the swamp, forever forgotten. Eventually, Man K. Man became sick of this.
"Ka ki ku ku ka ka!" This meant, "I'm sick of losing our items to the swamp... we need to move somewhere with less water for items to sink in!"
"Ke ke ki ko ko?" said one of his monkey friends. This meant, "Surely we need to go somewhere very dry... but the Scaraban desert is too dangerous."
The monkey tribe eventually settled upon the Dusty Dunes Desert between Threed and Foruside. However, they had no idea how they would get there. Luckily for them, a man travelling by was able to help.
"I am the Talah Rama," the man said. "I am one of the enlightened. I will teach you the way of the teleportation, and you can go where you please."
During his time training the monkeys the ways of Teleport, he grew so fond of them, he decided to live with them in their new cave where they store their random items. His only request was to be blocked in by an iron pencil so he could meditate in solitude.
And that is the story of the monkeys.
Deep Darkness was well suited for a monkey. It had trees, and it had grass; it even had magic little truffles that they would eat from time to time. Heck, they even had a hotel and a doctor. There was one gigantic problem, however. There was nowhere for the monkeys to put their miscellaneous items.
Every day, the monkeys collected items and put them in their favorite chests, but they couldn't scatter them around as they pleased. The chests just sunk into the depths of the swamp, forever forgotten. Eventually, Man K. Man became sick of this.
"Ka ki ku ku ka ka!" This meant, "I'm sick of losing our items to the swamp... we need to move somewhere with less water for items to sink in!"
"Ke ke ki ko ko?" said one of his monkey friends. This meant, "Surely we need to go somewhere very dry... but the Scaraban desert is too dangerous."
The monkey tribe eventually settled upon the Dusty Dunes Desert between Threed and Foruside. However, they had no idea how they would get there. Luckily for them, a man travelling by was able to help.
"I am the Talah Rama," the man said. "I am one of the enlightened. I will teach you the way of the teleportation, and you can go where you please."
During his time training the monkeys the ways of Teleport, he grew so fond of them, he decided to live with them in their new cave where they store their random items. His only request was to be blocked in by an iron pencil so he could meditate in solitude.
And that is the story of the monkeys.
